Mantra of the Lizard Master
I will nolonger sedately allow my Lizard to rule my life,
I will live my life as I think it should be lived,
I will create a plan,
I will believe in my plan,
I will live the plan,
I will ignore the Lizard’s pleas,
I will starve the Lizard of garbage and poisons,
I will become master of the Lizard not its slave,
I will tame and domesticate my Lizard,
I will feed the Lizard what I want to eat,
I will make my Lizard healthy and obedient,
I will make the Lizard serve me not the reverse,
Long live the Lizard-Master!!!
